What do I even call this blog

megageeko:

So

I was using what I thought was flour to make a yellow cake in a mug

But it turns out it was yellow cake mix

Which

Really

Explains why my cake in a mug looks like this

YOUR FACE

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loki-forever:

This is purely my opinion. If you disagree, please don’t reblog with hate or rude comments or anything like that. :) 

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isaviel:

bonerforgarrus:

needadispenserhere:

bromofasho:

may I present to you the creepiest fucking thing to ever exist in GMOD history

ani its on my dash hOW

fuck not again

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I know where my towel's at.: hey sugarbooger

megageeko:

yougotthething:

yougotthething:

megageeko:

yougotthething:

megageeko:

yougotthething:

YOU’RE BACK

Do you mean me or Hugh Neutron?

You. . *awkardly runs out of things to say*

We’re still working on a date to go to the Wave Pool.

How’s life?

Mormons came to the door a few…
Well at least you’re good at things besides pissing people off. Also, atheistism is the most arrogant belief system, because believing that the Creator of the Universe gives a flying fuck about you isn’t arrogant at all. It has to be true, “I know it in my HART! That totally overrules logic of any and all kinds!”

Is there anyway we can stop your mom hating me so you can start hanging out with me again?

Also, weren’t you going to bike up here some day?

Yeah. Friday, maybe? I pissed off my mom today (and had the “stop causing problems damnit” conversation with my dad), and I have stuff going on tomorrow. If not Friday, then next Tuesday is the next chance I have. How does that work out for you?

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